Welcome to a feature where I have imagined a question in order to make a post out of me answering that question.
I have called this style of posts ‘IQ’, which is of course short for ‘Imaginary Questions’.
Not FUQ, which stands for Frequently Unasked Questions
Or indeed FUQOFF, which is just just me being rude.
The IQ’s could be about anything, but more often than not, they’re not.
Anyway, let’s get started.
IQ: I suspect that you only write an IQ post when you haven’t had anything much to do all week, haven’t read much, can’t really be arsed to think very much – particularly with making the effort of rhyming or even attempting jokes – and are just generally feeling pretty lazy. Can you tell us if this is the case?
Can you expand on that a bit?
Thank you for your question.