Welcome to a feature where I have imagined a question in order to make a post out of me answering that question.
I have called this style of posts ‘IQ’, which is of course short for ‘Imaginary Questions’.
Not FUQ, which stands for Frequently Unasked Questions
Or indeed FUQOFF, which is just just me being rude and surprisingly doesn’t stand for anything. Not even Frequently Upset Quadrumanous Orangutans Feeling Frisky
The IQ’s could be about anything, but more often than not, they’re not.
Anyway, let’s get started.
IQ: Oh look. It’s Thursday so you’ve got an IQ post.
That sounded a bit like sarcasm. Have you got a question?
IQ: No. You can’t even be bothered to imagine one.
Well, that’s a bit of a turnaround.