a sad announcement

Suddenly, at his home, surrounded by his family, his whiny, scruffy and --despite many applications of multiple types of shampoo-- seemingly incurably stinky dog, and a frankly unnecessary pile of biscuit crumbs...

a pledge

We are pleased to announce that the era of the damaging over-consumption of custard creams is coming to an end. We pledge that, within thirty years, we will be decreasing the waistline-destroying intake of our favourite calorie-filled sugary biscuit confectionery by one hundred percent. Yes. To zero. None. Zilch. Not a crumb. This is of … Continue reading a pledge